EMMY WATCHES ANGEL: 1.03 IN THE DARK, GETS GRUMPY

EMMY WATCHES ANGEL: 1.03 IN THE DARK, GETS GRUMPY

YOOOO is that blonde from the other episodes (I still have no idea who that woman is?? Does she end up being an important person?)

Is that the blonde girl from Anne? (Can we start having characters that look differently please?)

 

 

Guns NEVER work out (except when Wesley wields them)

Omg SPIKE.

-”No, not the hair. Never the hair.”
-”Evil’s afoot. And I’m almost out of that Nancy-Boy hair gel I like so much.”

YOOOOOOOOO, doesn’t Angel get all down about his hair when he finally can see it in the mirror? When does that happen? (send me a gif and episode name, plz.)

I bet Macklemore and Doyle would share clothes
 

 

I’m enjoying the tie-ins from the show (Gem of Amara)

how appropriate that this happened when I GIS “gem of amara”.

OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey, is that Oz?

Cordy you so good @ business

Really Cordelia, Matthew McConnaghy. REALLY?

-Oz: “Does he have a, hat and gun?” *Photoshop this (note: maybe l8r?)
-Cordelia: “Just fangs.”
-Oz: “Well that works.”

I still don’t understand what/where/when/how the apartment Angel lives in exists in the real world

*actual set-design sketch of Angel’s apartment building

The Gem of Amara is one ugly ass ring. Why couldn’t it be pretty?
I bet Angel’s going to be a complete and utter idiot about this ring

vs.

???????????????

Oh wow, Angel is being the worst about the ring. SURPRISE.

Oh yes, the sewer, STELLAR HIDING PLACE

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE CUT SCENES

Holy shit, Angel is STILL doing the fucking Tai Chi thing?

I would like to see a vampire cowboy *photoshop this* (I later realized this was just the Gorch Brothers from Buffy, so I didn’t do this)
Can we stop with the fashion puns about the ring (unless I make them)?
I bet Doyle lives with his mother, and everything smells like moth balls
Cordelia “it smells like bong water in here” close enough, Emmy! A+

Once again, how is Angel out during the day?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME?
Blonde/cop/woman? Which???
Are these guys lawyers from Wolfram & Hart? I don’t feel like this was ever explained well to me, I don’t get it (except for wikipedia)
WOWWEE Angel you have learned nothing about anything in your 200+ years. (SPIKE tricked you)

I’m glad to see Angel has branched out with his wardrobe to other morose colors (burgundy!)
Here are some fun things I learned about color psychology while researching this:

  • Black

    Black is the color of authority and power. It is popular in fashion because it makes people appear thinner. It is also stylish and timeless. Black also implies submission. Priests wear black to signify submission to God. Some fashion experts say a woman wearing black implies submission to men. Black outfits can also be overpowering, or make the wearer seem aloof or evil. Villains, such as Dracula, often wear black. oh, that cleared everything up, except the contradicting parts

  • Purple

    The color of royalty, purple connotes luxury, wealth, and sophistication. It is also feminine and romantic. However, because it is rare in nature, purple can appear artificial.

  • Red

    The most emotionally intense color, red stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing. It is also the color of love. Red clothing gets noticed and makes the wearer appear heavier. Since it is an extreme color, red clothing might not help people in negotiations or confrontations. Red cars are popular targets for thieves. In decorating, red is usually used as an accent. Decorators say that red furniture should be perfect since it will attract attention.

I then took a color psychology quiz while imagining I was Angel. Here are my results:

  • -Villains often wear black. Remember the “bad guy” in the black hat in western movies.

Is this torture guy the bald doctor from ER?

I’m betting the guy from ER does care about the ring, just a guess????????????

“Slutty the Vampire Slayer” wowwee, good one Spike Ol’ Chap!

this very quickly turned into a whole thing, i’m sorry

Can already tell Spike is kinda obsessed with Buffy

First people go down the elevator to Angel’s, then they are walking up stairs, WHERE IS HIS APARTMENT?!

Cordy: “The full Johnny-Depp-Over.” WOW
Cordy’s pretty brave
Spike: “to coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: ‘duh’.”
Angel, you spent like 3 trillion years in a hell-dimension. Like, you’re holding up okay, but come on.

Cordy answers my question re: sunlight “rat infested sewer tunnels he uses to get around in the daylight.” THANKS CORDY, YOU’RE A TRUE GAL PAL

ANGEL YOU PICK THE WORST HIDING PLACES, I MEAN COME ON, DOYLE, FUCKING DOYLE, DISCOVERED IT
OZ WHY DID YOU NOT SHOOT SPIKE?!
SPIKE “I’M NOT UPSET, I’M JUST DISAPPOINTED IN U, TORTURE MAN”
ER GUY LOOKS LIKE A PRIEST AND A MORTUARY DIRECTOR
TORTURE DEMON HAS A THING FOR CHILDREN?! THIS GOT SUPER SERIOUS/UPSETTING SUPER FAST
OZ UR RUINING UR SWEET-ASS RIDE

ANGEL: HUMAN-TORCH/MORON

NOOOO ANGEL YOUR ONE NON-BLACK SHIRT IS IN TATTERS!
WAIT, SUDDENLY ER GUY’S NAME IS JUST “MARCUS”? THAT’S IT??? NO ER REFERENCE?
OZ: “YOU’RE, INCREDIBLY PALE.”
U CAN ALREADY SEE ANGEL/CORDY LOVE AWWWWW
OZ: “HE’S VERY PALE. PALER THAN MOST PEOPLE.”

WOW, ANOTHER WEIRD ASS CUT SCENE

SURPRISE, ANGEL IS GOING TO BE A JERK ABOUT THE RING. THINK OF HOW MUCH GOOD HE COULD DO, LIKE GOOD^3

THIS SUNSET, NOT A GREEN SCREEN

YES THANK YOU DOYLE, HELPING THE DAYTIME PEOPLE, GOOD LORD
ANGEL, YOUR LOGIC DOES NOT RESEMBLE ANY LOGIC
SO THE ALL POWERFUL, MIGHTY RING, CAN BE SMASHED BY A BRICK. A BRICK.
ANGEL “HOW IS YOUR MOM?” SMELLS LIKE MOTH BALLS, ANGEL, DOYLE’S MOM SMELLS LIKE MOTH BALLS
OZ THAT WAS SOME BAD ASS DRIVING, AS WELL AS HAVING SOME BAD ASS SHADES

-ANGEL YOU’R MORE EMO THAN DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL

sorry

OH WAIT A BRICK CAN DESTROY THE ALL POWERFUL RING?! THAT’S IT, IT’S JUST GONE? THIS IS OUR CONCLUSION? NO FOLLOW UP, WHATSOEVER?

NOPE, SO DONE. JUST DONE. NO.


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About Host Emmy

Emmy is a co-host of the Slayerettes Podcast. Emmy over-analyzes fashion trends on Buffy, and constantly wonders why everyone is wearing jackets when the show takes place in Southern California. Due to this fashion fixation, Emmy does a segment on the podcast called "90's Fashion, What's Happenin'." Emmy is a graphic designer/data coordinator/web administrator for the AFL-CIO. It has been said that she has "an unhealthy obsession with Giles," which is pretty true.
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3 comments

  1. lynnette McFadzen
    June 21st, 2013 16:54

    PERFECT!!!!

    Reply

    • Host Emmy
      June 21st, 2013 17:11

      Hahaha, thanks!

      Reply

  2. Miss May
    June 21st, 2013 20:22

    I like this. A lot.

    Reply

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