EMMY WATCHES ANGEL 1.04, TAKES IT PERSONALLY

EMMY WATCHES ANGEL 1.04, TAKES IT PERSONALLY

WOAH, HERE WE GO AGAIN, CRAZY CUT SCENE!


here we go :/

Uh-oh, is that a blonde???


help

Cordy, still, suchhhhh a bizness woman!


seriously though, she is pretty good at bizzness

What does Doyle DO?

Doyle: “Angel walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in that attractive way.”

Cordy: “Is this a private moment, because I could leave you alone.”

Doyle, lucky 4 u DOMA was struck downnnnn ;)


all joking aside, equal rights be important, guyz

Angel, how do you not have a shit ton of money after all of these years?


get goin’ Angel, 6 year olds know how to save

ANGEL IT’S DAYLIGHT, HOW CAN YOU SAY “I GUESS I’M GOING TO WORK”?! THE SUN, BUTTFACE, THE SUN

Doyle on Angel strutting out: “Maybe I’m a little attracted.”


hawt

I still have the jacket issue here, it’s LA dammit! WHY JACKETS ALL DAY EVERY DAY?

Is the guy with the dreads the guy from Kriss Kross?


just saying, rip man

Does Angel work strictly in parking garages?


Angel, bell, collar, look into it.

THANK YOU CORDY, FOR MENTIONING THE BLACK ON BLACK


’nuff said

Cordy (to Doyle): “You’re a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.”


DOYLE, YOU JUST BEEN SLAMMAJAMED

HEY IS THAT THE BALD DOCTOR FROM ER?!


all bald people are the same

ER DOC has a great tie


so wide!

Wow, that doctor, could he be a psycho? Maybe?


it’s just a guess

I still don’t understand pagers/beepers


why? WHY?

Angel: “I gotta change my shirt.”

Angel is so much more likable in these FOUR episodes alone than all of Buffy


hai boi

Angel only has shirts that are the exact same except for the color

VS.


wal-mart sale on sweaters!!!!!!!

Xanitab is not a medication


why couldn’t they just use the obvious choice of Xanax?

WOW A WEIRD CUT SCENE


shocking

Really. Really? Floating eyeball?


fixed

Aaaand Angel is back to black


ugh

WHOAAAAA who is this blonde? Do we know her? Have we seen her before?


(I will never get tired of this joke)

Is that a giant crystal on that girl’s desk?


why

That’s a cute picture of a dog on that chick’s desk


but why isn’t protecting her from detached body part stalkers?

I blanked on everything blonde girl said, I hope it wasn’t important


pretty accurate

I like that Cordy can’t say orthopedic

Cordy, you are so gooooood at undercover

HOW DID THE DOCTOR GO FROM ORTHOPEDICS TO NERVES? DON’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME, I’VE WATCHED GREY’S ANATOMY.


no comment

Wow Angel, you are REALLY good at knowing about creeps

Angel can do emails?!


I bet he got so damn excited when he learned about emoticons, LOL

BONUS GIF:


he’s secretly THRILLED

Recluse guy has no problem meeting random email people?!

Is Recluse Guy James Earl Jones? Mufasa?


no :(

CREEP-CRAZY-EYE-DOCTOR – just out for a walk, in these bushes


nbd

What is that Devon Sawa movie with the evil hands? Idle Hands!


hey, Seth Green is in that movie!

Is that the same blonde or a new one? (at the scene of the crime)


still funny

Doyle and Angel, experts on psychos: WHY (I think we all know)

How is psychic surgery an actual plot?

ANGEL WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE THERE IS A GRATE IN THE FLOOR?


ya damn weirdo

Separating the ER BALD DOCTOR is a lot like the Judge???


except stupider

Weird cut scene!


astonishing!

How is the poison working on Angel’s heart if it doesn’t beat and his blood doesn’t flow????


straight from the Buffy wiki. I think we all learned something here, I stand corrected (this is probably the only time you will witness me say this)

How did blondish stalked girl not taste whiskey in her TEA?

Cordy is the only one who dresses weather appropriate

That is some killer duct taping they did!


that looks like a kindergartener’s paper maché project

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND ANGEL’S APARTMENT, HOW DOES THAT LAYOUT EVEN WORK, AND HOW DOES HE PAY FOR IT IF HE’S NOT CHARGING?!


actual shooting location of Angel’s apartment (via angelshootinglocations.com/stupidapartmentseriouslyitsridiculous)

Is Cordelia wearing a Bump-It?


survey says yes

JAZZ HANDS!


this is all I could think about the whole episode

Dentures attack?! I take personal offense at this as a fellow (former) toothless identifying individual


so rude, c’mon JOSS GEEZ


lookin’ fineee

FALCON PUNCH (his head off)


fotoshop pro!

Hahaha, Angel asking for money


heh

In conclusion:

-”PSYCHIC SURGERY” THANKS FOR EXPLAINING ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS

After Thoughts:

Doyle get migraines with visions, right? If so, why can’t I get visions with my migraines?


this is an actual photo of me in Ikea where I got a migraine and ended up in the ER (no visions, except for a lot of hallucinating about end-tables that looked remarkably similar). Bogus, doobers, bogus.

THANKS FOR READING GUYZ, BUT I GET IT IF YOU DIDN’T, THAT’S COOL 2

About Host Emmy

Emmy is a co-host of the Slayerettes Podcast. Emmy over-analyzes fashion trends on Buffy, and constantly wonders why everyone is wearing jackets when the show takes place in Southern California. Due to this fashion fixation, Emmy does a segment on the podcast called "90's Fashion, What's Happenin'." Emmy is a graphic designer/data coordinator/web administrator for the AFL-CIO. It has been said that she has "an unhealthy obsession with Giles," which is pretty true.
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5 comments

  1. June 28th, 2013 20:28

    PLEASE NEVER QUIT THIS.

    I can’t decide which part I laughed at hardest.

    But it was probably SLAMMAJAM CORDY.

    Reply

    • Host Emmy
      June 29th, 2013 20:47

      Awww thanks dawg! Cordy is the slammajam queen of AtS 4 sho.

      Reply

  2. Chris Otto
    June 29th, 2013 13:00

    These are awesome. I forgot about the chatty rooms thing. Hilarious.

    The pic of you and your migraine is heartbreaking.

    Reply

    • Host Emmy
      June 29th, 2013 20:48

      Hahaha, I’m so glad I was coherent enough to get that picture. I think I have more of me in the hospital, because I get picture happy on pain meds.

      Reply

  3. Jen
    June 30th, 2013 5:35

    HAHA THERE ARE NO WORDS. <3<2

    Reply

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