EMMY WATCHES ANGEL 1.04, TAKES IT PERSONALLY
WOAH, HERE WE GO AGAIN, CRAZY CUT SCENE!
here we go :/
Uh-oh, is that a blonde???
Cordy, still, suchhhhh a bizness woman!
seriously though, she is pretty good at bizzness
What does Doyle DO?
Doyle: “Angel walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in that attractive way.”
Cordy: “Is this a private moment, because I could leave you alone.”
Doyle, lucky 4 u DOMA was struck downnnnn
all joking aside, equal rights be important, guyz
Angel, how do you not have a shit ton of money after all of these years?
get goin’ Angel, 6 year olds know how to save
ANGEL IT’S DAYLIGHT, HOW CAN YOU SAY “I GUESS I’M GOING TO WORK”?! THE SUN, BUTTFACE, THE SUN
Doyle on Angel strutting out: “Maybe I’m a little attracted.”
I still have the jacket issue here, it’s LA dammit! WHY JACKETS ALL DAY EVERY DAY?
Is the guy with the dreads the guy from Kriss Kross?
just saying, rip man
Does Angel work strictly in parking garages?
Angel, bell, collar, look into it.
THANK YOU CORDY, FOR MENTIONING THE BLACK ON BLACK
Cordy (to Doyle): “You’re a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.”
DOYLE, YOU JUST BEEN SLAMMAJAMED
HEY IS THAT THE BALD DOCTOR FROM ER?!
all bald people are the same
ER DOC has a great tie
Wow, that doctor, could he be a psycho? Maybe?
it’s just a guess
I still don’t understand pagers/beepers
Angel: “I gotta change my shirt.”
Angel is so much more likable in these FOUR episodes alone than all of Buffy
Angel only has shirts that are the exact same except for the color
wal-mart sale on sweaters!!!!!!!
Xanitab is not a medication
why couldn’t they just use the obvious choice of Xanax?
WOW A WEIRD CUT SCENE
Really. Really? Floating eyeball?
Aaaand Angel is back to black
WHOAAAAA who is this blonde? Do we know her? Have we seen her before?
(I will never get tired of this joke)
Is that a giant crystal on that girl’s desk?
That’s a cute picture of a dog on that chick’s desk
but why isn’t protecting her from detached body part stalkers?
I blanked on everything blonde girl said, I hope it wasn’t important
I like that Cordy can’t say orthopedic
Cordy, you are so gooooood at undercover
HOW DID THE DOCTOR GO FROM ORTHOPEDICS TO NERVES? DON’T PULL A FAST ONE ON ME, I’VE WATCHED GREY’S ANATOMY.
Wow Angel, you are REALLY good at knowing about creeps
Angel can do emails?!
I bet he got so damn excited when he learned about emoticons, LOL
he’s secretly THRILLED
Recluse guy has no problem meeting random email people?!
Is Recluse Guy James Earl Jones? Mufasa?
CREEP-CRAZY-EYE-DOCTOR – just out for a walk, in these bushes
What is that Devon Sawa movie with the evil hands? Idle Hands!
hey, Seth Green is in that movie!
Is that the same blonde or a new one? (at the scene of the crime)
Doyle and Angel, experts on psychos: WHY (I think we all know)
How is psychic surgery an actual plot?
ANGEL WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE THERE IS A GRATE IN THE FLOOR?
ya damn weirdo
Separating the ER BALD DOCTOR is a lot like the Judge???
Weird cut scene!
How is the poison working on Angel’s heart if it doesn’t beat and his blood doesn’t flow????
straight from the Buffy wiki. I think we all learned something here, I stand corrected (this is probably the only time you will witness me say this)
How did blondish stalked girl not taste whiskey in her TEA?
Cordy is the only one who dresses weather appropriate
That is some killer duct taping they did!
that looks like a kindergartener’s paper maché project
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND ANGEL’S APARTMENT, HOW DOES THAT LAYOUT EVEN WORK, AND HOW DOES HE PAY FOR IT IF HE’S NOT CHARGING?!
actual shooting location of Angel’s apartment (via angelshootinglocations.com/stupidapartmentseriouslyitsridiculous)
Is Cordelia wearing a Bump-It?
survey says yes
this is all I could think about the whole episode
Dentures attack?! I take personal offense at this as a fellow (former) toothless identifying individual
so rude, c’mon JOSS GEEZ
FALCON PUNCH (his head off)
Hahaha, Angel asking for money
-”PSYCHIC SURGERY” THANKS FOR EXPLAINING ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS
Doyle get migraines with visions, right? If so, why can’t I get visions with my migraines?
this is an actual photo of me in Ikea where I got a migraine and ended up in the ER (no visions, except for a lot of hallucinating about end-tables that looked remarkably similar). Bogus, doobers, bogus.
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